Archive for the ‘“Humor”’ Category

Really Terrible Joke 2018

Here’s a joke that’s every bit as good as a time-honored holiday like April Fool’s Day deserves:

I had trouble looking up my Baptismal records because the priest had written my name wrong.

It was a clerical error.

Oh, and happy Easter, too!

Categories: "Humor"

Really Terrible Joke 2017

In honor of April Fool’s Day, please enjoy the following horrible pun:

Thanks to the tipsy tech support guy’s slurred speech, I couldn’t understand the subnet mask he tried to give me.

I told him next time, go with the non-alcoholic CIDR.

(This makes more sense if you know what Classless Inter-Domain Routing is, but it isn’t any funnier.)

Categories: "Humor", Networking

Really Terrible Joke 2015

April 1, 2015 Comments off

Happy April Fool’s day! Here’s this year’s awful joke:

I replaced an ethernet cable with a live trout. I was expecting catastrophic results, but the worst it did was flip a bit.

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Really Terrible Joke 2014

April 1, 2014 Comments off

Continuing the tradition from last year, in lieu of a prank, here’s a thoroughly awful joke in honor of April Fool’s Day.

Why couldn’t the repair tech see to upgrade the RAM in the laptop?
Because it was SODIMM.
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Really Terrible Joke

April 1, 2013 Comments off

I’m not a prankster, so in honor of April Fool’s Day, here’s a joke. Not a good joke, mind you, but a joke.

I invented a pot roast scented body wash. I plan to market it to astronomers, because they’re always looking for a meatier shower.
Categories: "Humor"